Well, uh, my name is Roberta, and… I’m addicted to porn and I masturbate constantly.
My name isn’t Roberta and I don’t think I’m addicted to porn and I’m sorta positive I don’t masturbate constantly. That was just a little snippet from Sorority Boys, one of my favorite corny movies to watch.
I think that pretty much sums up me. Ahhh…Yeah.
